All The Quotes You Should Be Stealing From The ‘Silicon Valley’ Season Premiere

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In the chaos leading up to the Game of Thrones season 5 premiere, many of you may not have realized that another great HBO show returned on Sunday. Mike Judge’s Silicon Valley is back for season 2, and so far it’s even geekier and more hilarious than the last. Here are some essential Silicon Valley quotes from the premiere for you to throw at your friends. Or enemies. Really, most of ’em work either way.

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Once again it looks like Erlich Bachman’s going to be churning out golden filth for us all season.

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His best line since “You just brought piss to a sh*t fight!”

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Richard Hendriks is the anti-Erlich but at least he’s confident enough now to speak up, even if he mangles everything he tries to say.

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The start of Erlich’s funding neg campaign. He only gets more offensive from there.

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Gavin Belson is the one surviving tech God this season, and…

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